4.16.14.

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via lubricates)

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4.14.14.
songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

(Source: uniikittyy, via thats-so-meme)

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4.12.14.

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

(via thefuuuucomics)

241470

4.12.14.

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via treaclefudge)

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4.12.14.
matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

(Source: wylona-hayashi, via thefuuuucomics)

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4.12.14.

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

(via thefuuuucomics)

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4.12.14.

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

(via thefuuuucomics)

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4.12.14.

“ Always be kinder than you feel. ”

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

(via randomidealizations)

404

4.12.14.

ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(Source: jehneeg, via thefuuuucomics)

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4.12.14.

thevolutionofnerdy:

lesbianvenom:

i imagine severus snape going to the afterlife and seeing lily for the first time and he’s all happy but then lily starts repeatedly kicking snape in the shins and screeching “how dare you treat my son that way" and that’s basically their relationship for all eternity

Yes. please.

(via randomidealizations)

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4.12.14.
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4.12.14.
cumleak:

"So today we’re going to analyse the theory of meow"

cumleak:

"So today we’re going to analyse the theory of meow"

(via disneychannelmovie)

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4.12.14.

(Source: imgfave, via maplelattes-blackdresses)

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4.12.14.
speak-now16:

celluloidheroesneverreallydie:

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

acid-society:

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

this deserves infinity reblog.



PHOTOBOMB OMFG

EPIC PHOTOBOMB

MY HERO 

speak-now16:

celluloidheroesneverreallydie:

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

acid-society:

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

this deserves infinity reblog.

PHOTOBOMB OMFG

EPIC PHOTOBOMB

MY HERO 

(Source: lavendrblonde, via thefuuuucomics)

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4.12.14.

“ A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’ ”

A Wolf’s Thoughts  (via cremeblush)

(Source: wolfstravelsinmind, via maplelattes-blackdresses)

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